3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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