How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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