last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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