mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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