tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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