he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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