My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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