This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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