In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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