he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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