There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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