It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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