no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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