There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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