At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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