This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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