Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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