All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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She's the barista slut.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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