But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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