So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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