there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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