I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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