I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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