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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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