I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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