just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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