it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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