i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
A+ Viking dick
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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