Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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