So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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