I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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