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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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