Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im holly from the hills drunk
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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