Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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