...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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