I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
How external is "for external use only"?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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