I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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