Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Drunk is not a location!
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