I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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