yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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