if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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