a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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