I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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