she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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