I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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