It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Oh Jesus.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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