don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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