I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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