i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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