I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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